- Mom: What did you learn in school today?
- Me: Obviously not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.
i really hate the word colonel
that has to be the most not pronounced like it’s spelled word in the english language
on a scale of one to cody simpson how rejected do you feel
I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold.
So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”
- boy: what u wearin? ;)
- me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots
Started frum teh botum nao we hea,
Started from da bottum nao ma whole teem fkn hea