Turtle gang or die.

I guess I know what my first legal offence is going to be ..

Went to the pet store and asked if they sold turtles and this lady was all like “turtles are illegal in Alberta..” As if it was common sense. What the fkn fk, I’m so livid. Why’d I move to the dumbest province in Canada!?¿

In Canada there aren’t one dollar bills just coins.
So the real question is do strippers have loonies and toonies thrown at them or do people just keep throwing out five dollar bills? That would add up to alot. Idk man I’m just kinda cheap like that.

Just finished my first year if university *sighs* *wipes tear* *jumps and turns into a unicorn*

nobody ever helps me with anything on this website

what happened to ohana 

The most annoying thing is when people give up. You have so much ahead of you, you’re not even going to start because you don’t think you’ll make it? Get out. Whether you’re working towards your dreams or you’re not, time is going to pass anyway. MAKE IT COUNT, WORK HARD AND BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.